"In the end, I cried."
— Me
This is the Hogwarts Express, reblog to get on it.

lilyrosecrisstheklainer:

draco-do-you-mind-if-i-slytherin:

riddlemetom:

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Never rebloged faster

(via nhiai93)

slayboybunny:

everything is a competition unless I’m losing and then fuck off not everything has to be a competition asshole

(via louvette)

tastefullyoffensive:

Pugception [marksingletree]

zootedboy:

*black couple living in a haunted house*

wife: the house haunted

husband: we out this bitch

*everybody lives*

(via perks-of-being-chinese)

donkos:

me on the internet: gay

me irl: gay, but quietly

(via fallenidol-453)

vegan-vulcan:

You are not some kind of a saint because you “still think women are beautiful” without makeup on. You do not get brownie points for not being disgusted by women in their natural state. Some women wear a little makeup, some women wear a lot, some women wear none at all and men’s opinions about it are less than worthless. Because we don’t fucking wear it for you.

(via howtender)

ispeakquotes:

MORE OF FUNNIEST-FACTS are coming here

vexingholmes:

occupation: inappropriate friend who makes sexual jokes despite being a fucking virgin

(via myfreakingfuckeduplife)