"In the end, I cried."
— Me

tommarvalo:

marvel’s got movies planned out for the next fourteen years god damn i don’t even know what i’m going to be doing in an hour…

(Source: ashtonxrwins, via perks-of-being-chinese)

hooplahs:

when you ship a ship but then one of them dies

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(Source: corngod, via xxrachelsaurusxx)

I can feel myself starting to depend on you and I don’t like that.

  • my mom: it's 11 go to sleep
  • me: actually its 10:58

thebabbagepatch:

fearofpop:

A guy is taking his girlfriend to prom. He waits in the ticket line for a really long time but gets them. He goes to rent a limo. The rental line is really long but he eventually does it. He goes to buy her flowers. The line at the florist is really long but eventually he gets the flowers. At prom, she asks him to go get punch. He goes to the refreshment table and there’s no punchline.

you’ve got to be kidding me

(via justtryingtomakeyousmile)

rnedia:

son we need to talk. about your report card. son did you know your grades spell “ACDC” here is a high five and your bedtime is never

(Source: neptunain, via gnarly)